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Hungarian Two-tailed Dog Party
Hungarian Two-tailed Dog Party
Magyar Kétfarkú Kutya Párt
8 September 2014 (registered)
The Hungarian Two-tailed Dog Party (Hungarian: Magyar Kétfarkú Kutya Párt; MKKP) is a joke political party in Hungary. It was founded in Szeged in 2006, but registered as an official political party in 2014. The party’s main activity is street art – graffiti, stencils and various posters – to parodying the political elite.
All of the electoral candidates were called István Nagy (“Stephen Large”, Hungarian equivalent of the English John Smith) during the 2006 national and local elections. The name was chosen because Nagy is the single most common surname in Hungary, and István is a very common first name.
The Two-tailed Dog Party was not a registered political party until 2014, but planned to participate in the 2006 elections. The party made the following promises: eternal life, world peace, one work day per week, two sunsets a day (in various colours), smaller gravitation, free beer and low taxes. Other promises include building a mountain on the Great Hungarian Plain. The election posters could mainly be seen in Szeged. Most of the posters featured the candidate, István Nagy, who is a two-tailed dog, with inscriptions like “He is so cute, surely he doesn’t want to steal”.
The party is on good terms with another joke party, the Fourth Way, which is led by two birds. However, there are some disagreements between them, since Fourth Way plans to abolish bird flu, and this is opposed by the Two-tailed Dog Party, in accord with virus rights principles. On 20 June 2009, the MKKP held a “general” protest with approximately three hundred participants in front of the Hungarian Central Statistical Office (KSH) to demand “Tomorrow should be yesterday!”, “Look stupid!” and “Disband!” etc. with a slogan that “What do we want? Nothing! When? Never!”.
In 2010, the party announced their candidacy for mayor of Budapest with the main slogen “Let everything better!”. Campaign slogans include “More everything, less nothing!”, “Eternal life, free beer, tax-deduction!” and “We promise anything!”. InErzsébetváros (District VII, Budapest), the mayoral candidate of the party was notablestand-up comedian Dániel Mogács, who has carried out a number of awareness-generating actions during the campaign period, including a surreal interview with television host Olga Kálmán (ATV’s Straight Talk). However, nor party candidates were unable to collect the appropriate number of recommendation slips to participate in the election. According to its detailed economic program, MKKP intended to develop Szeged space station into an interplanetary spaceport, starting Pulis‘ export to Jamaica. The program also contained environmental elements, such as patching the ozone hole and creation of new species to replace the extinct species. The party also aimed the establishment of trade relations with extraterrestrial life forms and opening a Hungarian restaurant on Mars in order to improve the country’s image.
Since 2013, the party was trying to finish the official registration process, which new election law made compulsory, in order to start its campaign. The registration was rejected in early 2014, referring to the party’s “flippancy”. In July 2014, the Supreme Court ruled that there is no objections against registering the party and the registration process may continue. The MKKP was officially registered on 8 September 2014, only 16 minutes before the deadline for nomination of candidates for the 2014 local elections. Thus it prevented the party’s participation in the election.
In June 2015, the ruling Third Orbán Government launched a poster campaign during the intensifying European migrant crisis. Their billboard, among others, said “If you come to Hungary, you cannot take the Hungarians’ jobs away!”. In response, the Two-tailed Dog Party and the Vastagbőr blog (“Thick Skin”) jointly called for an “anti-anti-immigration campaign” and collected more than 33 million HUF (tenfold of the expected amount) from supporters to set up around 800 billboards with ironic and funny slogans in Hungarian and English as caricatures of the governments’ messages, such as “Sorry about our Prime Minister” and “Feel free to come to Hungary, we already work in England!”.
On 4 February 2016, Medián’s poll for the first time registered support for the Hungarian Two-tailed Dog Party, which received 1% among the entire population.
Recently the party has been a strong advocate of freedom of expression and artistic license. This position is expressed by political slogans on walls and pasting posters in Szeged.
The party’s main activity is street art – graffiti, stencils and various posters. These are often humorous, while providing stark criticism towards various company policies, the state of Hungarian railroads, imitate stickers of entrepreneurial advertisements, sabotage large billboard signs or provide simple meta-humour. The man behind the party was sued by the Hungarian State Railways for stickers saying “Our trains are deliberately dirty” or “Our trains are deliberately late”, but he was not convicted. In 2009 he created a parody of the website Pecs2010.hu – the official site of Pécs asCultural Capital of Europe in 2010 –, for which he was threatened with legal action but the owners of the original site backed down after the case got publicity.
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- “We’re sorry about the climate change.”
- “Our trains are deliberately dirty.”
- “What are we doing?” “Disguising ourselves as posters.”
- Lenyomta a Magyar Kétfarkú Kutya Párt a Pécs2010-et